Crazy Cattle 3D is a hilarious indie game that puts you in the woolly shoes of a sheep on a mission to dominate the farmyard. Created by Anna, known as @4nn4t4t on X and itch.io, this battle royale game swaps guns and grenades for bumps and tumbles. Your goal? Ram other sheep to knock them over until you’re the last sheep standing. With its quirky premise and chaotic physics, it’s a fresh take on the battle royale genre that’s perfect for gamers looking for a laugh.
You can jump into Crazy Cattle 3D by visiting to play in your browser or downloading it from itch.io for Windows, macOS, or Linux. Use WASD to move, the mouse to steer, and the Space bar for a powerful bump. The objective is simple: knock other sheep over while avoiding getting toppled yourself. If you fall, the game restarts. The three maps—Ireland’s hills, Iceland’s volcanic fields, and New Zealand’s peaks—add variety to your strategy.
Mastering Crazy Cattle 3D takes practice due to its physics-based mechanics. Use hills to gain speed for stronger bumps, time your Space bar attacks carefully, and stay alert for map hazards like fences. Iceland’s volcanic zones can be used to trap opponents, while New Zealand’s vertical terrain offers risky but rewarding vantage points. Be patient—the game’s difficulty is part of its charm!